Collecting Bows And Arrows Mugs

Complaints Department

Lady of the bath...

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

In/Out

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Sabrage!

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'None shall pass!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Sabrage

Man with Sword in Penholder