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"I got my hair straightened..."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Dog in casino.

Thank you bubbles

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

In/Out

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Pass that."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Museum of Bones