Banjo Buddy Mugs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Pelobong

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'