Bamboo Juice Connoisseur Gifts

A panda waiting for bamboo juice

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Banana Split...

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.