Bamboo Juice Connoisseur Gifts

A panda waiting for bamboo juice

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Banana Split...

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

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"No. You turn over."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'