Bamboo Aficionado Gifts

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Well, what sort of customers did you expect if all you ever learned to cook was bamboo shoots?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"