Bamboo Aficionado Gifts

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Well, what sort of customers did you expect if all you ever learned to cook was bamboo shoots?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'