Mambo Lover Gifts

Risky Dance Move

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Men can show their emotions!

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

Musical Mestizo.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

Manga study #2

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'Where's my banana?'

Buffalo Bill

The three Politically Correct Monkeys

Great. Another bandage.

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

World Cup Mascots.

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."