Mambo Lover Gifts

Risky Dance Move

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Men can show their emotions!

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Sylvester Stallone

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

Manga study #2

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Musical Mestizo.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

What inspired me to become a lawyer? The scopes monkey trial, your honor. I love monkeys!

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Buffalo Bill

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Michael Schumacher

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

'Where's my banana?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

The three Politically Correct Monkeys

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."