Macho Man Lover Gifts

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Men can show their emotions!

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

Sylvester Stallone

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Viking Sissy Drink.

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama