Mayo Lover Gifts

'Let me guess; you're celebrating Cinco de Mayo.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"So much for that vintage!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Vampire Bat