Mayo Fan Gifts

"Happy birthday. They were out of roses."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Wrestling Champion.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Poser

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Teamwork

'He has a great left hook,'

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Sheep of the 1970's

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Such petulance!'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."