Mayo Fan Gifts

"Happy birthday. They were out of roses."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Poser

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'He has a great left hook,'

Sheep of the 1970's

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

Sling