Yam Fan Gifts

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Couch Potatoes

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Chicken A La King

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Forget it, Carl."

Spudhenge

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'These really are the Cheep Seats.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

2012 Doomsday

'Does my bun look big in this?'

Tractor

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

'Well, that's what you get for asking for another opinion.'

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

Pig Practical Jokes

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'