Yam Fan Gifts

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Couch Potatoes

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Chicken A La King

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Forget it, Carl."

Spudhenge

Cow bell: 'She must have set her bell to vibrate.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'These really are the Cheep Seats.'

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Tractor

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

'Does my bun look big in this?'

2012 Doomsday

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

'Well, that's what you get for asking for another opinion.'

Pig Practical Jokes

Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.