Yin-yang Fan Gifts

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Cow yin yang spots.

Yin and Yang VPs.

Revenge had come.

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sun Worshipers

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'We complete each other...'

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Feng Shui for Farmers

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

Yin And Yang break up

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

That guy is a walking contradiction.

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

Yin and Yang Hug

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

Gemini/people

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

'My horoscope said unexpected company will be dropping in on me today.'

"I hope you realize this is bad feng shui!"

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

Yin and yang bath towels