Yin-yang Aficionados Gifts

Yin And Yang break up

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Cow yin yang spots.

Yo-Yo Sales

'I just think we should be together'.

'We complete each other...'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Do you mind?"

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Yawning is contagious.

Yin and Yang Hug

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Business is up and down.

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

Yin and yang bath towels

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"I knew that book would come in useful one day"

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"