Yin-yang Advocate Gifts

'I've yinned and I've yanged. It's close, but yin is better.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Cow yin yang spots.

Yin and Yang VPs.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I just think we should be together'.

'We complete each other...'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

Yin And Yang break up

The Minor Issue

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Yin and Yang Hug

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

Yin and yang bath towels

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'

"Am I Yin and you're Yang, or is it the other way around?"

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

Gen Z

'Yolo, right?!'

'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'

"Do you think our son is growing up too fast?"

Laozi

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.