Yin Yang Appreciator Gifts

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

Laozi

WineYang

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

"We pay the living dead wage."

'I just think we should be together'.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Yin And Yang break up

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Barristers playing a joke

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Yin and Yang Hug

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

A Drive-By Glutening

Yin and yang bath towels

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'