Yin-yang Fan Mugs

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Revenge had come.

Yin and Yang VPs.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Sun Worshipers

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Feng Shui for Farmers

Yin And Yang break up

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Yin and Yang Hug

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

Gemini/people

"I hope you realize this is bad feng shui!"

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

'I love what you've done with the place.'

'My horoscope said unexpected company will be dropping in on me today.'

Yin and yang bath towels