Yam Enthusiast Gifts

"How much should I pretend to care how they made their yams."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

Yoyo sheep

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Sales.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"It is my place!"

Yoga To-Do

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid