Mayan Culture Fan Gifts

"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Spring in Japan.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Easter Island Secret

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Adios Amoebas

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Athena

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders drink beer from cooler.

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

Egyptian Cruise

Mikado

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

Mr Meier calendar

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

"That's a wrap..!"

'A defining moment for mankind...Archimedes invents the bulldog clip.'