Mayan Mythology Aficionado Gifts

A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

A vampire in a canoe.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Neptune

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."