Mayan Culture Buff Gifts

Mr Meier calendar

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Elvis Presley

Mark Twain

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Mummy Musician

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He died young."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

Venus

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's all hand made.'

'Ecce Gucci.'