Mayan Culture Buff Gifts

Mr Meier calendar

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Mark Twain

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Mummy Musician

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Venus

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"He died young."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's all hand made.'

'Who are you calling ancient?'