Mayan Culture Gifts

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Margarita

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Elephant Upgrade

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

Mr Meier calendar

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

Funky Facts: Australia

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Don't forget the netiquette

Aung San Suu Kyi