Mayan Culture Mugs

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Margarita

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Elephant Upgrade

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Mr Meier calendar

Angels

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

Aung San Suu Kyi

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

2012 Doomsday

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

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