Mayan Prophecy Aficionado Gifts

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

The end is near.

Pizza at the Round Table

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

At the end of the rainbow

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'