Mayan Prophecy Aficionado Prints

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Pizza at the Round Table

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

At the end of the rainbow

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"