Mayan Mythology Aficionado Prints

A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Vlad the Impala

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

A vampire in a canoe.

Wotan with eye patch

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Neptune

"Bigfoot"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"