Mythology Enthusiast Prints

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

"Are we there yet?"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Not you again, Achilles.

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Luck of the IRS.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Well, that's done!"

"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

A surprise in heaven

"It's been adjusted for inflation."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Call a meeting, they're up to something, again.'

'It's only until tourism picks up.'

"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'

'One adult and one child. Coming right up, Master Oedipus.'