Mythology Lovers Prints

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'I don't have a thing to wear!'

"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."

"You've done something different with your hair."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Pete Slosson, Labyrinth Cleaning Supplies. First let me say, you are one hard to find man."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"Don't get Thor about it, apparently it's quite common in Vikings of your age."

The sandman starts working in bulk.

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

David and Goliath.

Perhaps if the boss was tougher in the first place...

"To be honest, I wish I'd packed it in years ago"

The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."

God has an attack of vertigo

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

"Thor, honey, have you nailed that picture up yet?"

Welsh Dragons

blood dispenser.

"We couldn't help ourselves. It was low-hanging fruit."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

God's Writers Block

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Adam and Eve do apple bobbing with evil snake.

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"This new guy's really good!"

I'm worried about little Pandora's jack-in-the-box.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3, 8 & 4."