Mayan Mythos Fan Gifts

2012 Doomsday

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Swiss army knife

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Life and Death

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Viking River Raids