Mayan Mythos Fan Pillows

2012 Doomsday

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Swiss army knife

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Life and Death

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"