Mayan Mythology Enthusiast Pillows

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Come the end of 2012, the planets Hayek and Rand hit the debt ceiling, thus angering the austerity gods, who push the earth over the fiscal cliff...'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Wotan with eye patch

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Warrior Woman

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.