Mayan Culture Fan Pillows

"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Spring in Japan.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Easter Island Secret

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Adios Amoebas

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Athena

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Egyptian Cruise

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Mikado

Mr Meier calendar

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

"That's a wrap..!"

Zeus Lightning Bolts

'A defining moment for mankind...Archimedes invents the bulldog clip.'