Ancient Mythology Enthusiast Pillows

'Careful Sire, it might contain lead.'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'Everybody will remember the Spartans! Nobody will want to believe that democracy was saved by Thespians.'

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Lady of the bath...

Iliadette.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wotan with eye patch