Moai Fan Gifts

Feaster Island

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I win!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Foul!"

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Paddlithic Period