Moai Fan Gifts

Feaster Island

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I win!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

Paddlithic Period

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

No hitting below the belt!

"Foul!"

'Such petulance!'