Amoeba Fan Gifts

"I'm feeling asexy, baby!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Can I have flies with that'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Frog Flycatcher.

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Frog with an umbrella.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse