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'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Well, someone's had a good Christmas."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Frog flirting.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Ricochet

Frogs

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'