Amoeba Aficionado Gifts

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Well, someone's had a good Christmas."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Frog Baby Names

Frogs

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Romantic Frogs