Amoeba Admirer Gifts

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

Amoeba Meal

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"When everyone's day... no one is."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

Thug life on safari.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Prisoner still life painting.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Mammoth Posing