Amoeba Admirers Gifts

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Crocodile

Thug life on safari.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Fossil hunting

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog Baby Names

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Old Frogs' Home

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Ricochet

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?