Amoeba Enthusiast Gifts

'You should see that microphotograph of me - with those false colors, I never looked better.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

Motherhood in its simplest form.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Frogs

Romantic Frogs

Frog Baby Names

Baby frog with fly mobile.