Amoeba Enthusiast Pillows

'You should see that microphotograph of me - with those false colors, I never looked better.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

Motherhood in its simplest form.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Way too much tongue!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Frogs

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Romantic Frogs