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Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frogs

Romantic Frogs

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."