Amoeba Advocate Pillows

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

The Environmentalist

The Ascent of Woman

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

No tree hugging.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Save the earth/Make Money.

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Bernie for Labor!

The Threat to the Environment

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Ecology

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.