Amoeba Advocate Prints

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

The Environmentalist

The Ascent of Woman

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

No tree hugging.

Save the earth/Make Money.

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Bernie for Labor!

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

The Threat to the Environment

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

Ecology

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."