Amphibian Advocate Prints

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

Toad roadkill.

"I'm psyched!"

"They found tadpole pictures on my computer."

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

AI Safety Officer

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

People and robots

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Romantic Frogs

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Frogs