Amphibian Advocate Gifts

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

Toad roadkill.

"I'm psyched!"

"They found tadpole pictures on my computer."

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fearless Frog Part 12

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

AI Safety Officer

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"

People and robots

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'