Amphibian Advocates Gifts

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

AI Safety Officer

'Can I have flies with that'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

People and robots

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'