Amphibian Advocates Prints

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fearless Frog Part 12

AI Safety Officer

'Can I have flies with that'

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

People and robots

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'