Amoeba Admirer Pillows

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

Amoeba Meal

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"When everyone's day... no one is."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Thug life on safari.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Prisoner still life painting.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

Romantic Frogs