Amoeba Admirers Pillows

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Thug life on safari.

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Frog Baby Names

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Fossil hunting

Romantic Frogs

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Which one's yours?'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"