Amoeba Enthusiasts Gifts

Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Old Frogs' Home

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

Frogs