Oboe Enthusiasts Gifts

Oboe player

'I love my Oboe.'

How Amazon was invented

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

Bones

Motherhood in its simplest form.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'Well, he always said he wanted the biggest damn desk in the city.'

Osteologist