Oboe Playing Gifts

Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.

'You may now kick the bride.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Sailor boy

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"More helium."

Working On Silly String Theory.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Pogo Cellist

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Playing in a stream.

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Helium Guitar Festival

Naked Hamlet